DOES IT HURT? RUB IT WITH DIRT!
When you get hurt on the field, and want to get back on the field, Rubbing Dirt is just what you need to get back in the game and score! No protocols! No ATs! Just dirt! Rubbing Dirt!
INSTAGRAM!!!!!!
Harvesting Rubbing Dirt
at the peak of freshness.
RUBBING DIRT WORKS ON*:
• TURFY TOES
• HAMSTRINGERS
• WOOZERS
• GROIN YANKS
• SHIN SPLITINIES
• BONE CRUNCHERS
• BELL RINGERS
• EPICONDYLITIS
• PIGGY POKES
• AND MANY MORE!
IS RUBBING DIRT
RIGHT FOR ME?
(YES!)
ACCEPT ONLY THE ORIGINAL! in a can!
RATED
#1!
TESTIMONIALS! YES!
"When I'm done MMAing for the day, I like to relax by rubbing Rubbing Dirt on my head traumas" ​
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REX! ROD! THUNDER! FISTER!
MMA Future Champion
I don't like
Rubbing Dirt.
I LOVE!
Rubbing Dirt!!!!!
"You can't score touchdowns on the sideline! Rub some dirt on it and back out there, son!
Butch Sturgeon
Football Coach
Tiaroga County Coach of the Year Runner Up 2003
"I'm an important, busy business man. When I sprain an ankle while doing important business man things, I don't have time for ATs, I just rub some Rubbing Dirt on my business man ankle and go about my business."
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Harold Hammersmith
Businessman
"A busted ACL ain't gonna stop this Saturday Stallion from gettin' his Ultimate on! RUB SOME DIRT ON IT HOME-SLICE!"
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Harold Hammersmith
Businessman
"Rubbing Dirt hasn't been proven to work on rheumatoid arthritis, but that doesn't stop this old gal from rubbing some Rubbing Dirt on her inflamed joint devils! Rawr, rawr like a dungeon dragon!" ​
Doris Dorister
Multi Level Marketing Sales Associate
What's your
Rubbing Dirt
story? Tell us!
*WARNING: Rubbing Dirt is not FDA approved. It’s dirt. Not clinically proven to cure or treat sprains, concussions, fractures, ACL tears, bone crunchers, shin splints, tennis elbow, groin pulls, hamstringers, or turf toe. It’s dirt.
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